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This should be labeled a movie, not a game. The graphics were pretty weak, but I actually found myself enjoying the Megaman-ish final scene. And, for some reason, I found the 'You are dead' screen funnier each time I saw it. It's a shame that the stick guy couldn't get a break; he came pretty close to winning but in the end it just wasn't enough I guess.
Author's Response:
Yeah we know 'cause it's our 1st try so we decided to use a stick figure as our 1st test dummy but let me assure you that our next submition will be better
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Interesting game; I haven't played many flash games based around quick-time events. However, it could use some more button pressing - during some sequences, mainly the one where Cell and Goku fly into the air, I was waiting something like 10 seconds for the next button press. It could use a wider variety of sequences too; it was pretty repetitive, although you did say it was a demo so that's not a big issue. Also, a good idea would be to have an animation of Cell's defeat play when you knock his health to 0 instead of just displaying a congratulations message. I like what I'm seeing so far, and I look forward to the full version.
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Telling people to turn the volume up is a dead giveaway to what you're up to. If you want to actually surprise somebody you should've given a more normal-sounding hentai quiz description.
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I enjoyed the game. The graphics were simple but well done, although the in-game font was hard to read. I liked the soundtrack as well, and having multiple goals for the player to choose from is rarely a bad thing. I also liked the way the game balanced itself; as you get smaller it becomes much easier to avoid the grey dots while trying for a high size score makes it a serious challenge to dodge them and continue growing.
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Haha, somebody remember to penalize clicking in a avoid-the-walls game for once! Nice job catching that cheat.
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This is an interesting variation on Asteroids that I had fun playing. However, I couldn't figure out what the blue orbs are for. If they're powerups, what do they do? Also, the game slows down from lag pretty badly as the game wears on and asteroids flood the screen. And for some reason the game sometimes won't let me submit my score to the high score board, and so far as I can tell it has nothing to do with how high or low the score is. Despite those odd glitches though, the game itself is sound.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review, ill have to check the highscore thing..
the powers ups make your dragon shorter.
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...pretty good, in fact! Giving all of the segments a common theme was an interesting touch, that makes slightly more creative than the other Phoenix Wrong clones out there. However, the audio didn't sync up quite right; there was often a second or so of silence at the end of a segment before the gavel came down to start the next segment. Also I haven't played the games much yet (still on the first one), but I agree that Hobo Phoenix sounds like a rather suspect idea. Maybe I won't mind it if I see it in game, w/e. Good work all around.
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This is a very creative and well made game, and I'm quite enjoying it. However, some of the Pro scores are pretty easy to beat with a little trial and error; I managed to get a 3 on a par 7/pro 6 level in about a minute. Also, so far I've managed to beat 14 of the 25 levels, with a pro ranking on each of them. However, the game says I have a 112% completion rate so unless the game goes up to 200% you might want to look into that.
Also, to LoveBLT, it's just drag and drop.
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I had never heard of you before, so I'm pleasantly suprised by how good this is! You've got a pretty good atmosphere going throughout the video, and everything is well animated for the most part; the only problem I can find is with some of the frame-by-frame. Some scenes are great, while others look like they were scribbled out in a few minutes. For example, that monster emerging from the red cross/gem thing towards the end is just a mass of black lines. The motion's smooth, you can tell what the monster's doing, but it really doesn't look like you put much time into that part and the scene suffers for it.
Also, when the hero repeatedly punches in the face a beast that's missing part of its body, isn't moving, and looks to me to be for all intents and purposes completely dead, it feels rather silly; it's as though if the hero's beating up a corpse to make sure that it stays dead or make sure that it was dead in the first place, and I get the feeling that neither of these were the intended effect. If that monster was still a threat it should've been trying to do something or at least move, legless or not.
Still though, despite the inconsistant quality of the animation, this is a pretty good video. Interesting theme, good song choice, and even the weak links in the animation are decent enough. I look forward to wherever you end up going with this.
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The animation's a bit crude and repetitive, but I liked the jetpack scene. Good choice on the song too - it fits the video well, and although Weird Al has made plenty of funnier songs this song has one of his best original melodies.
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